This email from Karel came through today, and it made me want to puke and defecate at the same time:
Hi guys,
Quick reminder that I need to receive your scripts today.
I guess the deadline is 23.59h tonight, but I’m hoping you’ll be doing different things in those final moments before the cutoff.
So far we have only received scripts from:
Sam
Tony
Marisa
Russell
We have to be really strict, as obviously we will start reading tonight, 1 Jan at 00.00h, to ensure we have a verdict for you by 15 Jan.
Thanks for your understanding.
Oh, and Happy New Year!
Cheers,
Karel
Say whaaaat? You are my witness, Dear Reader – I sent the bloody email through two days ago! Oh, wait. There’s another email from Karel, sent only to me and Ryan. It’s a reply to the email I sent on the 29th:
Okay – just found this email somewhere in a forgotten folder.
Receipt acknowledged.
Happy New Year dudes!
Cheers,
Karel
Farrr out. Someone pass me a brown paper bag.